I can't remember the last time...I...submitted...a...post. Through the miracle of modern computer science, a scripting glitch effectively cost me a 15 minute rant I tried to post on Friday...much to your benefit I might add. Anyhow, most of you know me as Mike...no? The jello shot guy? There ya go...

So anyhow, this looks like an appropriate forum for rants, complaints, movie reviews, political essays, website commentaries and drink recipes (including what I remember of Owen's anti-cola swamp concoction, but only if you're GOOD). All this and more, coming up in issue no. 1 of the rum manifesto.

Now go read penny arcade and homestar runner.

Duke
-looking at a thing in a bag.