Nothing better to do?

Seriously... If you have NOTHING better to do, come on down to the corner of Cambie and Broadway and be prepared to make an ass of yourself. And not just you regular garden variety ass... I'm talking thermonuclear assmanship. Also, bring enough money to buy 4 litres of milk, or just bring that much milk with you. Also, bring breath mints. And water. A bib might be useful too. This all occurs on saturday, august 23rd at 11am. Be on the corner around then and some strangers will lead you to your doom...