Wednesday, September 17, 2003

Cheetah Scare Extinguished. Cheetah-napping Feared.

Everyone can now relax, the Cheetah has not escaped into the urban jungle of Surrey but has, in fact, been kidnapped by a man in his 30's who has been reported to be dragging the 40lb serval through Surrey on a leash by four different witnesses around the corner of 80th and King George (Newton). Maya Kende, the owner, asks that "Loki" be safely returned home to his natural habitat, the backseat of her Chrysler.


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