Another friend writes:

Bean,

Wondering if'n you could post on yer blog (in your own enticing words) about my upcoming Bachelor party, Sat. the 27th at the Blarney Stone. Just a night of everyone getting drunk, without the abject humiliation that accompanied Christian's stag, since this one ain't such a big deal. There will, however, but more drunkenness and more vomiting, and I won't even pretend to be getting married. All are welcome, and I'll try to set up spots on the guest list at the door.

Thanks in advance,
Pukin' Paul