Thursday, November 13, 2003

Results Are In

Ok Not really but Corinne is bugging me too much so by taking hold of the power invested in the House Mothers I will decide arbitrarily who gets in a who is out.

Top of the list an amazing show of feminine prowess this years Head Girl: Ethan

Scott is in just for putting up with the other pledges and being such a great sport

Karen's work friend who pledged (we have been told her name was Tasha) because Karen said so.

Cat is in due to her amazing speed in collecting signature and completing tasks

Mariko is in for successfully fending off love lorn students

BJ is in for being such a good kisser Christian and Ethan have yet to recover their senses

Christian is in because he will put up with any indignity we would ever want to impose on him

Paul hmmm in or out in or out he was a good sport. He did bite BJ's nipple which was funny but he did puke in my bed and he is sitting. So alright he's in but on academic probation.

Christine for being a great at twister is in but to improve her make over enthusiasm she is now the Bathroom monitor.

Owen is so out. So uncool and to have his head dunked down the toilet next time you see him (Christine this is you next duty, remember to add blush and mascara after you dunk him).

Corinne due to her insane competitiveness had pretty much completed everything we had asked of her in 30 seconds and because she is jumping up and down like a silly school girl and probably pretty anal about keeping everyone else in line is in and our new prefect.

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