Reach out and crush someone...

Well, it is finally time to retire my pager... It's old, scuffed up, turns on and off whenever it feels like, and is generally falling apart. To replace it, I've got a shiny new cell phone the size of a penknife. I feel like I'm going to break it every time I touch it. At any rate, you can now reach me at (six zero four) five three seven - eight six eight six. My pager will still be functional until this time next month, so if you forget and page me instead, no big deal.