The story of how Stupid Slut Tricks night became the weekly Den of Sin Movie Night.

Mariko used to be evil. A person that would go out of their way to decimate a person's dignity and soul. The best example of this was her weekly Stupid Slut Tricks night where she would troll bars and gather Stupid Sluts to her house with the promise of cocaine and cock. She would then make them perform stupid tricks or stunts and make them snort laundry detergent. While I found this to be drunkenly amusing for the first couple of weeks I quickly sobered to the fact, while burying the bodies in a wet shallow grave in Ladner, that what she was doing was wrong. Well long story short we discovered together the teachings of Jesus, repented our old ways and now every tuesday we watch a double feature of Kick Ass Films instead of murdering drunken sluts while Bauhaus plays loudly. With this in mind I bring the rest of May's Den of Sin Program.

MAY 11
The President's Choice of Star Wars or (In another Galaxy Far, Far Away)

7:00PM - TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR (1983): "This is an extremely rare example of science fiction, Hong Kong style. But, fittingly, it's unlike any sci-fi flick you've ever seen. Alien abductions, suicide pacts, superstardom, and the reality of science fiction itself is spotlighted in this bright, crazy, truly out of this world epic--one of the more unusual movies in the Hong Kong cinema of the early 1980s. And if you know '80s Hong Kong cinema at all, you know that's really saying something!" - HK FLIX

9:00PM - MESSAGE FROM SPACE (1978): Now we all know Fukasaku rules right. His contributions for his Gangster films alone already makes him a King but then he makes "Battle Royale". Hail to the motherfucking King baby. Shortly after "Star Wars" came out Fukasaku decided to make his own sci fi epic(though the Japanese have been making Space Operas years before Lucas' chins got around to it [to be fair he only had one at the time]) and got Sonny Chiba to play a guy named Hans! Special Thank You to the Duke for lending me his copy.

MAY 18
"ARE THESE GUYS RETARDED OR WHAT!?" DOCU NIGHT
7:00PM - JEFFTOWNE (1998): a DOCU about 38 yr old Jeff Towne. He lives with his 96 yr old senile foster mother, drinks beer, watches and draws porn, loves wrestling and has Downs Syndrome. This cheapie doc manages suprisingly not to be exploitive, it just follows Jeff on his daily routine (Drinking, Porn). I guess the lesson here is, "Aren't we all drunken horny retards?". Yes, yes we are.

9:00PM - THE BACKYARD (2002): That's right we're watching a doc about Backyard wrestling. These dudes are fucking harsh. Barb wire, household chemicals, lightbulbs, staple guns HELL YEAH! WWE is a pack of pussies. Hope you enjoy.