Thursday, June 30, 2005

Dear Mr. Cruise...

You can sign the following petition here

To: Steven Spielberg
Dear Mr. Spielberg,

We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie ?War of the Worlds?. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise?s actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable.

-We do not want to hear Mr. Cruise?s uneducated and unsubstantiated opinions on medicine and Psychiatry. His mean-spirited decision to use Brooke Shields as an example was unforgivable. The potential impact on those in need of treatment, who might heed the advice of a ?celebrity? over a trained professional, is dangerous. If Mr. Cruise believes that vitamins can cure mental illness, then perhaps he should consider increasing his dosage.

-We do not want to be enlightened about Mr. Cruise's ?religion? of Scientology. If he is so concerned about mind control, he should not be part of an organization that seems to use this tactic as its Modus Operandi. Mr. Spielberg, was the fully staffed Scientology tent you allowed Mr. Cruise to have on the movie set placed right next to the Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, and Muslim tents? Didn?t think so.

-We are sick of being force-fed his relationship with Katie Holmes which, if it isn?t the publicity hoax it appears to be, is a pathetic, juvenile, attention mongering display. Tom?s obvious control of his Stepford-Wife-To-Be is frightening.

-We do not want to watch his ?out of control? yet suspiciously manipulative antics nor listen to his condescending, holier-than-thou judgments. This man cannot even articulate a coherent sentence. He should stick to reading movie scripts.

It is revealing that the most compelling character Tom Cruise has ever portrayed is ?Frank TJ Mackay? from Magnolia, a control-freak with a pathological need to assert his obsession over not just those around him, but the public as well, by exploiting his access to public media. Apparently Mr. Cruise was playing himself.

Perhaps he views the aliens he battles in War of the worlds as a metaphor for the aliens he and his Scientology friends believe inhabit we humans. Relax Tom, it?s just a movie. A movie we will not be paying to see.


Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Paul Failed?

There is to be no Walmart for Vancouver according to CBC BC which I can't link to as this won't let me cut and paste.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

War of the Worlds = Awesome

Yes, I have always been Spielberg's bitch.

Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Hell Yes.

New King Kong Trailer.


Fucken' eh, son. Jack Black looks awesome, and the movie looks pretty intense. He's not as big as I was expecting....

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Need to Waste Some Time?

Further proof that teenage boys will do almost anything for the faint promise of poo-tang.

Karaoke Wednesday

Hey kids!

Veterans' Club on 23rd and Main at 7:30pm.

Upside: Best selection of songs and cheap drinks ($1.50 beer or $2.50 for a bottle of Pilsner). Crowd is bizarre: indie chic hipster and thinning haired old ladies mixed with greasey guidos and dirty old men.

Downside: Not a lot of opportunity to sing. Competition is stiff (some great singers). Wednesday nights. Must arrive early to get a shot at singing.

Anyhoo, let me know if you're down with the singing.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

nightmarket?

miyuki and I have heard tell of another excursion to the nightmarket this saturday... we were planning to attend. is anyone else going?

I have three seats available in my car for those who don't mind being very close to their neighbours. in exchange for transportation, birthday trinkets would be nice... I'd prefer to give at least one of the seats to someone who knows where the hell they're going, too. I don't know richmond from paul's ass, which is to say I'm vaguely familiar but don't know any specifics.

this is all contingent on me not meeting my imminent demise attempting the grouse grind earlier in the day, of course.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Sorry for the Late Notice

Hey kids,

Just a reminder that Movie Night is on this MONDAY (tomorrow).

Monday June 20 -- J-Horror

7pm: Ju-On 2 [2003] -- Not to be confused with the American remake, this is the sequel to the original Japanese thriller with that little boy that's painted blue. Except that it's actually a prequel...

9pm: Infection [2004] -- Above average J-horror about a spooky hospital and a melting disease.

Also, movie night for June 27 has been canceled. We will try to reschedule the intended program for sometime in August.

RSVP if you can. Pop fund in effect.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

This Week at the Clubhouse

Saturday, 8:30pm and beyond is the return of the Clubhouse Party!

Thursday... Is supposed to be Pirates night, but if any of the ladies are able to pick up the location for this week's event, I'd greatly appreciate it. If there are no takers, I can host it. Pirates of the Revolution are out and La Vengeance is my new favourte ship!

Friday, June 10, 2005

Another Boring Friday Night

Being as BJ hasn't gotten any editing done on 'The Undead' yet, I decided to crank out some promotional stills.

Andrea
Corinne
Mariko
Damon
Owen
Graeme

I'm happiest with Graeme's portrait. Constructive criticism is encouraged.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

If you have nothing to do this Thursday

anybody want to go see the new greg araki movie, mysterious skin, with me thursday? 7pm, downtown. just to warn you: it's about child abuse and apparently is a bit of a gut-punch.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Den of Sin Schedule for June

Sorry for the late notice.

Tuesday June 7 (because we're going to see Layer Cake on Monday) -- Toho Madness

7pm: Matango: Attack of the Mushroom People [1963] -- From the same director and studio as "Godzilla", this surprisingly atmospheric movie deals with a shipwreck on a mysterious island where the only thing to eat is slowly eating them...

9pm: The Mysterians [1957] -- Same director as Matango, this one deals with an alien invasion and giant robots!

Tuesday June 14 (because we're going to see Batman Begins on Monday) -- Kickass Dudes

7pm:Zatoichi [1962] -- The original blind, masseur / swordsman.

9pm: Hanzo the Razor [1972] -- From the same director as the Lone Wolf and Cub series and featuring Zatoichi himself, Shintarô Katsu, Hanzo is a sort of Samurai detective who rights wrongs and punishes bad guys. Oh, and he also "interrogates" women by raping them with his giant cock that he "strengthens" by pounding with hammer (but don't worry, the girls all end up loving it). Thoroughly unPC, but thoroughly entertaining.

Monday June 20 -- J-Horror

7pm: Infection [2004] -- Above average J-horror about a spooky hospital and a melting disease.

9pm: Ju-On 2 [2003] -- Not to be confused with the American remake, this is the sequel to the original Japanese thriller with that little boy that's painted blue. Except that it's actually a prequel...

Monday June 27 -- Early 90's Action Sequels

7pm: Predator 2 [1990] -- Blame BJ.

9pm: Robocop 2 [1990] -- Blame BJ.

Pop fund will be in effect. RSVP if you can.

Den of Sin Schedule for July

Monday July 4 - In Sound From Way Out: Alternative Musicals

7pm: Yes Nurse, No Nurse [2002] - Bizarro Dutch musical based on a cult children's program from the '60's.

9pm: The American Astronaut [2001] - Zero budget, black and white, sci-fi country musical conceived by and starring San Fran underground band The Billy Nayer Show.

Monday July 11 - Classic Horror

7pm: The Amityville Horror [1979] - The original haunted house movie. Not to be confused with the new version starring the ab-tastic Ryan Reynolds (hmmm, Ryan Reynolds...)

9pm: The Omen [1976] - I did it for you Damien.

Monday July 18 - American Dreaming

7pm: Zabriskie Point [1970] - Portrait of '60's America as filtered through the lense of Michaelangelo Antonioni.

9pm: Medium Cool [1969] - Verite style pic about a womanizing TV cameraman (Robert Forester at his sexy best) who becomes unwittingly involved in the turbulent counter-culture scene. Notable for using actual footage of the riots during the 1968 Democratic convention and for receiving an X rating when originally released (don't ask me why because I've seen it and I couldn't tell you).

Monday July 25 - How the West Was Fun

7pm: Cat Ballou [1965] - Western musical starring Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin and Nat King Cole. One of my all time favourites.

9pm: My Name Is Nobody [1973] - Compelling comedy that also functions as a great satire of Westerns (particularly the Spaghetti kind). A young, energetic gun fighter (Terence Hill) competes with an old gunfighter (Henry Fonda) who just wants to retire. A must for Western fans.

Sexy Night Market

It all seemed to go downhill when Brendan presented his glistening phallus to Karen to devour. When I arrived on scene, the phallus was limp and thoroughly enjoyed to its end.

Not long after, we were back at the car. Karen had to go pee, so she asked Rachael to hold her panties. Rachael, not one to be impolite, seized them immediately. Mike had some words with Karen about her urinating and after she was denied her right to pee, they got in the car and Bob reached for, and held, Mike's "junk". Apparently, Mike's junk has quite a bit of weight to it.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

June 10 (I can be accommodating.)

Rachael's Good Riddance Party

I am heading to England for three weeks or three months. So I will throw a party to see you all before I leave. Make sure any gifts are returnable within 30 days.

Location: My House in Strathcona
Time: After 7pm

I declare this "THE SUMMER OF FORWARD FLIPS!"

I just saw in the straight that Hayao Miyazaki's "Howl's Moving Castle" opens in theaters on June 10th!!! We all need to be there and howl every time the castle grows legs and walks around (no, let's not do that). I guess the options would be a matinee or perhaps one evening the following weekend...

We gotta call Takeshi too!

June 11 (or 10)

Karaoke!

I've put it on both those days because of a rumoured other party. And since the host/ess has gone to bed (probably), I just wanted to say whatever night is not being occupied by a party will be karaoke night (I would like to see it on the 11th, ideally as I will have my little brother, probably).

I went out with Trevor (of T-Rev, Halloween fame) tonight to the Marble Arch's Karaoke lounge.

So, who wants Radiohead (Alex?), Nirvana, Judas Priest, The Smiths (only one song, Mariko, but they have a Morrissey song, too!), Slipknot, Helloween, Coldplay (I'm looking at you, Christian) or Iron Maiden? This place has a huge variety (no Modest Mouse, but I get the impression that when it gets released, they'll have it) and it's hourly room rates. They have a digital remote that loads up your track onto the screens and the videos that accompany are brilliant.

I want to keep the numbers for the rooms under 10 per room as we had a dozen and it was a bit too competitive for the mic. If you're interested you'll need to RSVP the comments (and which day you'd be able to make it).

I'd even enjoy myself if it was just ther three of us, but I know you kids would dig this place.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

RICHMOND NIGHT MARKET. "YeAh!"

Alright everyone, it's time to do some forward flips in anticipation of the only exciting thing that ever happens in Richmond:

The Richmond Night Market!
12631 Vulcan Way, Richmond

SATURDAY, JUNE 4TH, 2005
7:00PM - MIDNIGHT

So what you do is go to the east end of Bridgeport Road (by ikea) and head north on Sweden Way until you hit Vulcan. Keep heading north until you ram into the portable where they sell those addictive mini-donuts.

Bus routes are available at the website under MAPS->Bus Route.

My questions are:
a) how many are interested?
b) how many can contribute seats in a car?

We can always meet at someone's place (in east van) and take the 98 into richmond and find our way to Ikea via the website...or with a few cars (I have 3-4 seats available) we can drive to Ikea, park and walk the 3 blocks.

What to expect there for newbies: lots of snacks (including the signature chicken eggs by sam and dragon's beard candy), desserts, cell accessories, rides, maybe a crappy band, car accessories, knock-off transformers, toys, cheap scandals, jewelry, prints, shirts, asian dvds, PC accessories galore, karaoke dvds/vcds and the RCMP in search of episode 3 dvds.

Comments?
Duke

Karen's Grad

Sorry for the super short notice..

Thursday June 2, 9:45 am (as in tomorrow!)
Ceremony C
Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences graduands in Economics, English, Bachelor of General Studies and Master of Public Policy

It's the convo mall thing so if you happen to be on campus (or you just love me soooo much you want to come up at 9:30 am) it'd be great to see you and/or hear ya in the crowd. Wish me luck!


I Hugs Everyone!