Saturday, March 13, 2004

Because Corinne's so very susceptible to peer pressure...

Corinne's opposed to babies on principle, and of course she's entitled to disavow spawning. But the rest of us should be entitled to hold a party soon (at Corinne's house) to celebrate the imminent arrival of Miyuki and Christian's implausible little bundle of doom and despair. So I'm starting an online petition to promote this shindig, to see how much damage seventeen dead nazis can do to a fetus when consumed the tiny mommy-to-be. All in favor, comment or be forced to babysit this hellspawn once the dark day arrives...

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