Saturday, April 30, 2005

chineefoo to the rescue!

so folks, kinda short notice, but any of yous that might need some hangover recuperation eating the BEST CHINEEFOO EVER are welcome to join us at Peking Restaurant (5939 Hastings Street, Burnaby, BC V5B1R7 (604) 299-2526)... abundance of awesome food for under $10 a plate. it's just east of Holdom on Hastings.

Sunday. noon. be there or be rhomboid.

Friday, April 29, 2005

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Sweet acceptance!

I'm in!

And I'm moving to Costa Rica!

Thursday, April 28, 2005

had to share this

best movie ever!
hope this link works...
download the theme song at the very least.. so worth it..

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

There's finally a trailer for Serenity!

Glee!

HEATHEN BANG DOWN AT SAM'S FOR BJ

SINCE YOU PUSSIES HAVEN'T PLANNED ANYTHING FOR BJ ALONE GETTING HITCHED (FOR AT LEAST A FEW YEARS) - HOW MANY OF YOU WILL BE DOWN WITH MEMPHIS BLUES AND THEN SAM'S APARTMENT ON THURSDAY NIGHT? THIS WILL BE A "SAM" NIGHT THOUGH... NO DRESS UP FOR BJ, NO POT, NO LOUDNESS... JUST THE HEATHEN HAMMER... AFTER WE GOURGE AT BLUES, WE PROCEED TO THE APARTMENT AND WATCH AVON (70s ROUGHIE PORN), DRINK BEERS (I DON'T DRINK BUT BYOB), AND TALK ABOUT HOW LAME EVERYONE IS EVER!! SAM IS FUCKING VIOLENT, SO NO OUT OF HAND SHIT, PLUS... IF DANIELLE SHOWS UP LATER, WE CAN SNEAK HER DRINKS AND SHE MIGHT DO SOMETHING FUCKING CRAZY! THE BEST THING IS THAT AFTER WATCHING THE PORN COLLECTION-- WE MIGHT GO HOME MORE BUMMED THAN STOKED! YES!!! SAM MIGHT EVEN BRING HIS OWN FRIENDS.. FUCKING CRAZY!
SO-- DURING BRA AND PANTY TICKLE FIGHT AT KAT'S PLACE, WE ENTER THE DARKNESS OF SHIT. MCKINLAYSAM[AT]HOTMAIL[DOT]COM

To be enjoyed by absolutely anyone except Rachael...

Seriously. I mean it!

Monday, April 25, 2005

hitchhiker saturday

so, is anyone up for an early showing of hitchhiker's guide saturday? thinking the first showing somewhere (between noon and one) would be just splendid.

bonus points for the best towel.

also, I know at least paul is planning to join me at the weakerthans show friday night... more the merrier. I'll probably try to find details in the near future...

Fun with Flickr!

And the cutest thing ever!

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I'll probably keep doing this for a while...

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Starved for movies...

Kung Fu Hustle on Saturday afternoon, anyone?

Monday, April 18, 2005

Party at Bob's

Hello Everyone,

Bob and I are hosting a party next weekend on Saturday, April 23rd at 7pm. Bob has gained my permission to have a social event at our house with much personal sacrifice (which I will leave to your imagination). This party is being held partly because we haven't had one in a very long time and mainly to welcome Paul back as he was so *luckily* not eaten by wild animals nor executed by our hitman (sigh, that's $10 wasted). Paul must show up and ceremoniously recieve back one token item from his possessions or he will forfeit the lot to us. (Though even if he shows up he is still going to have a heck of a time seperating Bob from the rice cooker.)

Party Clauses:
Anyone caught annoying a rabbit better be swift on their feet and have their passport handy. They also better have found a very secure hide out by the time my passport is renewed next month.

Don't let the cat out. It is too stupid to last long in the wilds of our back yard. He keeps trying to make friends with the raccoons that live there.

Teasing Bob is also strictly regulated. The only ones that can do it (without me suffering as well)are pretty girls. (That does not include you Paul)

You may also meet some "dialoguers" please read the informative website and don't ask them what they have been doing for the last three month as they don't know either.

Not admiring the beauty, intelligence and general wonderfulness of your hostess will be punished with dark looks and a lingering resentment. I will also do my best to start some malicious gossip about you. (Malicious gossip is also available as a reward for those so inclined. Price list available upon request)

If you are going to bring guests that either Bob or I do not know personally please let us know in advance.

lots of love,
R

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Karaoke Superstar!

Due to the successful nature of Saturday's karaoke section on May 14th, 2005 at 10pm we shall return. Let's get some drinking done at the Clubhouse before heading over to Uranus. Tee hee.

Back in civilization...

The heffalumps didn't eat me!

Plus I finally got to see Sin City!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Final Schedule

Saturday April 16

Part I
3pm - 6pm: Horse Races. Meeting at front gate at 3:15pm, try to be there by 3pm. (infinite or little cost)

Part II
7pm-9pm Dinner. Shabusen downtown. Reservations for 14 under Summers. Of note: 12 people have RSVP'd. Contact me if you are interested in the last two seats.

Part III
10-11pm Uranus on Broadway near Kingsway. Boobs, karaoke, and we may get our own private room to do karaoke. Waiting to hear back from them.

Part IV
11:30-2am Celebrities. I figure a balance of boobies to cocks is a good idea. $10 cover.

April 17
Part V
2:30-10am Clubhouse slumber party. Movies, popcorn, post-party drinks, vomit buckets for those in need. BYOB. You can drop the alcohol off during the day before 2pm, when I anticipate to leave for the races.

Part VI
12noon: Chinee Foo at the Peking. About $7 a person is a safe number. Bring $10 just in case. We've never needed reservations, but it's nice to know the number to ask for a table that size.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

BJ will finally get his wish

http://www.rubberjohnny.tv/
(Site may not be safe for work)

Only 6 minutes long, but with the possiblity of an extension inot a 10 part series.

Friday, April 08, 2005

I wonder if they'll have a pinata?

Vote For Pedro Party!

I got to say, this is one seriously bizarre event.

Ladies only Pirate tourney

What's this?

Some of the fairer sex are already privvy to this info. Drop me an email to participate.

I have my fleet started and we'll battle in May.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!

Happy 2nd bitrhday to the Last Time!

Thursday, April 07, 2005

BJ & Mariko's Seven Deadly Sins Stag(etta!)

As requested by the wedded to be, I will be organizing and hosting the celebrations. The following is the schedule, and due to financial restrictions of some of us, if you are unable to afford a portion of the night, you are free to join up at a later time or depart early, RSVPs will be needed for each portion of the night. The invite is open provided that the attendants are counted for in advance (ideally before the 12th).

Saturday April 16

Part I
3pm - 6pm: Casino or Horse Races. TBA (infinite or little cost)

Part II
7pm-9pm Dinner. If it's over 20 (which is possible), we won't be able to attend Memphis Blues, but will probably just hit up All-You-Can-Eat sushi in Burnaby. It costs about the same as splitting the right number of Elvis platters. If we do the sushi thing, I'd like to get a party room. I was thinking Taisho, maybe some Karaoke in a private party room. It costs hourly to do so, so it would add to the bill. ($20-40 depending on Karaoke, drinks, etc.)

Part III
10-11pm The night. Sneak in some boobies downtown. Two pieces minimum of ID. Anyone without the ID will be subject to being left outside until we move on to drinking. The Cecil is requested, the Cecil it is. $5 cover?

Part IV
11:30-2am Celebrities. I figure a balance of boobies to cocks is a good idea. $10 cover?

April 17
Part V
2:30-10am Clubhouse slumber party. Movies, popcorn, post-party drinks, vomit buckets for those in need. ($0)

Part VI
12noon: Chinee Foo. About $7 a person is a safe number. Bring $10 just in case.

Please, please, please: I will *need* RSVPs for the following sections: II, III, IV, V and VI. If you plan to attend the whole time, just say "all". If you'll be around only after dinner, state III, IV, V and VI. Simple?

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

R.I.P. BASS WOLF 3/30/05

"Narnack Records has reported in with this sad news:

It's with deep and saddest regret to announce this latest Guitar Wolf news. Last night (3/30) Billy, aka Bass Wolf, passed away of natural causes. He was 38.

The band had just returned from their month-long US tour, and fortunately Billy did get to spend time with his wife and children before checking into the hospital. He died in his sleep sometime during the night.

Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and Guitar Wolf members Seiji and Toru.

The Japanese three piece, which formed in 1987, most recently released Loverock in 2004. Our deepest condolences go out to Billy's friends and family."

from PUNKNEWS.ORG

Calling All Suckers

Looking for some unfortunate soul to accompany me to see A Lot Like Love in Richmond tonight. My plan is to leave right from work and hang out at Aberdeen Mall for a bit before the movie. I will be departing from Granville & Broadway by 3:30pm, so we can meet up at Chapters if you are fool enough to join me. Please reply to this post, first come, first serve.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Pranky Pranking Pranksters

Prangstgrup. The Lecture Musical is high-larious. They're all pretty damn funny, actually.

In other news, I'm going to see Sin City at the Van East tonight, because it's cheap Tuesday and I'm, well, cheap. I know everybody's already seen it, but anybody want to see it AGAIN?

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Call Me Little to No Info or Warning Guy

There's a Camobear records hiphop show at the Lamplighter tomorrow (April 4th for those who are temproally challenged). Bunch of artists but all that reall matters is that Skratch Bastid is gonna be there and he's a ton of fun. No idea what time doors are open or what it costs cuz I'm retarded like that. Give me a ring if you wanna go. I haven't decided since I don;t know anyone going yet...

Peace Out.